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10/17 What I Learned This Week

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I've learned a joke tonight at my HS open mic night:

What do you call it when Batman leaves Church??

CHRISTIAN BALE!!!

Hahahhahahahahahaha!

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Lord, I think Far want's to start a horrible joke thread.

What do you call apartments given to little people at no charge?

Stay Free Mini Pads!

hahahaha!

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Lord, I think Far want's to start a horrible joke thread.

What do you call apartments given to little people at no charge?

Stay Free Mini Pads!

hahahaha!

You've been on that menstrual tip tonight, eh?

I've saved that dancing tampon video to send to my wife the next time it's shark week for me. No sense showing her now, but she'll love it.

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Also, ixchel, when is your birthday? I'm also turning 35 soon, and struggling with it already, as every time I fill out an online survey, it asks for age range, and this is the last little bit of time I can (honestly) answer "25-34." I've been in this bracket for such a long time.

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spelling is hard sometimes

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Good lord that was rough...[ATTACH]19796[/ATTACH]

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Good lord that was rough...[ATTACH]19796[/ATTACH]

Yum! Bring it over to the blue side. You're sharing, right?

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't PEELING well!!!

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Yum! Bring it over to the blue side. You're sharing, right?

Yes I just gotta pop my contacts out!

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That was just the greatest thing EVER. I'm trying to find the one he sings about genitals, but since I don't speak Swedish, that may take a while.

Possibly NSFW NSFK? Maybe? I don't know.

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I've learned that I can take solace in the Yankees not being in the WS by rooting for the Cubs. It's not as much fun to watch the Yanks now that David Justice retired.

I have also learned that my friend who was red hot mad at me over our difference of opinion re: a baseball play is easy to smooth over.

I've learned I'm getting a crush on ZDoggMD, even though I'm probably old enough to be his mother.

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Possibly NSFW NSFK? Maybe? I don't know.

Good lord.

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I've learned that I can take solace in the Yankees not being in the WS by rooting for the Cubs. It's not as much fun to watch the Yanks now that David Justice retired.

I have also learned that my friend who was red hot mad at me over our difference of opinion re: a baseball play is easy to smooth over.

I've learned I'm getting a crush on ZDoggMD, even though I'm probably old enough to be his mother.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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