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10/10 What I learned this week

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You are reading page 54 of 10/10 What I learned this week. If you want to start from the beginning Go to First Page.

I'm not saying that was the best idea I ever had, but it totally would have worked.

For everyone involved.

It was a true win/win.

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I'll have the sex talk with you.

You'll have to sit down for this.

I feel like "the talk" would be a lot more informative for adults.

"... then in the second half of the day we'll have a talk about sex swings, a presentation on pegging, and a panel discussion on cakesitting."

Right now there's someone deeply conservative reading this, wondering if they want to google pegging. You probably don't. Just give me the side-eye and move on. ;)

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Holy cats, batman. I have another "apply for a job here" request!

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I feel like "the talk" would be a lot more informative for adults.

"... then in the second half of the day we'll have a talk about sex swings, a presentation on pegging, and a panel discussion on cakesitting."

Right now there's someone deeply conservative reading this, wondering if they want to google pegging. You probably don't. Just give me the side-eye and move on. ;)

You KNOW you want this to be your future job.

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My mom was 16 when I was born. Then became a very conservative, very devout Lutheran. Our sex talk was "If you make me a grand mother before I'm 40, I'll kill you."

"Yes ma'am"

Never saw precious and I can't even stomach any kind of abuse on TV or movies.

LCMS??

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I'm not saying that was the best idea I ever had, but it totally would have worked.

Okay, you gotta ditch Funke because I'm STILL reading so many of your posts in his voice.

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Holy cats, batman. I have another "apply for a job here" request!

Yay, congratulations on others knowing how awesome you are. (I mean that, though it sounds sarcastic). It is gratifying to know that hard work and intelligence are paying off.

The two posts this one falls between make it really funny.

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I feel like "the talk" would be a lot more informative for adults.

"... then in the second half of the day we'll have a talk about sex swings, a presentation on pegging, and a panel discussion on cakesitting."

Right now there's someone deeply conservative reading this, wondering if they want to google pegging. You probably don't. Just give me the side-eye and move on. ;)

Sidepocket.

It would be negligent to leave that one out.

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Okay, you gotta ditch Funke because I'm STILL reading so many of your posts in his voice.

No! Fünke voice makes everything better!

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Lookit bunny with the umlat.

That I can't make.

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Ït'ś ñøt härd õń á Mâç- jûšt pręśš äñd höld thë këy!

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Ït'ś ñøt härd õń á Mâç- jûšt pręśš äñd höld thë këy!

Hmph.

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