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I try very hard to find some time to be bored, but so far it hasn't worked out.

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Being bored is difficult at times isn't it. I don't get bored easily either...even during this Coronavirus outbreak.

 

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OK, I'm going to attempt to tell this humorous joke to help fight the boredom of The Boredroom. I read it a while ago on the internet: (I'm not at all sure I spelled Dr. Fauci's name right, but you know who I mean...I hope.)

Donald Trump, Dr Fauci, The Pope, Hillary Clinton, and a 10 year old girl were on a plane that was about to crash. There were only 4 parachutes for 5 people. 

Dr Fauci said, "I need one! I have to go back and finish my work with trying to find the Corona Virus Vaccination and cure!" And he grabbed a parachute and jumped out.

The Pope said, "I need one! I must go back to provide spiritual guidance and comfort to all who are going through such misery during these trying times!" And he grabbed a parachute and jumped out.

Trump said, "I need one! I'm the smartest man in the world!" And he grabbed one and jumped out.

Hillary Clinton said to the girl, "There is only one parachute left, but you take it; I've had a long life and you're just starting yours."

The 10 year old girl replied, "There are TWO parachutes left. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my book bag."

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Another smile to relieve boredom:

A young student nurse was assigned to give a patient a sponge bath. She was very nervous. Her patient was a middle-aged man wearing an oxygen mask. After she was through washing his upper torso, the patient asked her, "Are my testicles black?" She blushed and said, "I don't know, sir, I was only told to wash your upper torso and feet," Again he asked, "Are my testicles black?" She realized if she were to become a nurse, she'd have to overcome her embarrassment, so she gently lifted the sheet and the hem of his hospital gown, took his manhood in one hand, and lifted his testicles, peering closely at his private parts. She said, "No sir, I don't see any blackness of your testicles. Does that make you feel better to be reassured of that?"  He took off his oxygen mask and said, "Yes, dear, that was very nice. Now, listen to me closely: Are...my...test...results...back?"

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Here's something that Amy and I put together during one of the "Stay-at-Home" days. It's only one minute long. But, it took HOURS to produce (from video-recording, to music-creating, to sound-effects creating, to video-editing, and finally to mixing-down). (We created this on the day of my Birthday! We were supposed to be in Italy then. Well, due to significant changes to the world, we stayed at home.) It's just one of a few things that Amy and I like to do to beat the boredom. Enjoy! 😄
 

 

 

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