Hi all, we need a smile,
I went into a bar with a newt on my shoulder. Barman asks me what is its name? I told him Tiny. He asked, why is it called Tiny? I replied, because it is my Newt.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
Have a good day and stay safe.