FranEMTnurse LPN, EMT-I

Yeh, you have a good point there

What do you think it is?

Poop pies

Interesting? What do ya mean by that? How can I decipher something I don't know what it means?

Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman.

Burpday

noisemakers

Do n't ya realize that's "the same thing" in English?

3 frogs were on the edge of a pond flies were swirling over a dead waterbug The first one stuck out its tongue to grab it, but its tongue got tangled in a nearby spider web. The second one stuck its tongue out to snatch one, but cut it on a tin can floating nearby. The third one stuck its tongue out to catch one of the flies, but a fish swimming near the action jumped up, thinking it was grabbing a worm, and bit the frog's tongue. So all three frogs turned around and hopped away calling it an unfruitful day.

Wouldn't that type of surgery be interesting though?

Poor John. Now he's hanging his head and mumbling; "I wish I was a winner."

I would be too if I was covered with green slime and my parts were decaying.

Wouldn't they be testy?