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I am officially announcing that I am at the library right now, and my goal is to write the last 3 chapters of my master's thesis/capstone paper. You all need to not post anything interesting for the next 6 hours.

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I will hold my post for six hours but no longer.

Not to brag but it will be the most epic post in the history of the internet. I am going to finally disclose how everyone can pass the NCLEX with a simple 72 point plan, how make the PVT obsolete by simply hacking Pearson Vue directly (detailed instructions included), ways to increase online tipping for cam shows, how to get along with EVERY nurse, doctor and family member no matter how difficult they are, tips on how anyone can be as pretty as the new nurse on the floor and for us guys how to convince people you aren't a doctor and actually like being a nurse.

It is already written and ready to be posted. I just hope I don't erase it or have a heart attack before the six hours are up or else you are going to feel really guilty.

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I am going to post on how I , single handedly, save an entire hospital full of sick pts by my actions, while all the other nurses did nothing. Did I mention that I don't even usually work at that hospital but still better than anyone else? It will be epic.

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No awesome posts for 6hrs on a warm lazy Saturday!!! Wow you sure are asking a lot of us. I guess your lucky we like you so much and are willing to do it just for you

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I am going to post on how I , single handedly, save an entire hospital full of sick pts by my actions, while all the other nurses did nothing. Did I mention that I don't even usually work at that hospital but still better than anyone else? It will be epic.

Hmmmm. I think we may have met in real life. Did you save everyone when you were a pre-nursing student and we're just there visiting a family member?

If it is you I want to thank you for making sure the nurse took my blood pressure in my right arm since it is my dominate one. That idiot was going to take it in my left arm and could have easily killed me.

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I was going to post about my run in with the law last night and how I learned a new way to **** and ***** but I'll honor your request and keep it to myself.

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I'm going to post pictures of my young and beautiful body just to make the old nurses jealous and "biters".

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Okay, so I might only get one chapter done today.

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Right now there is a police car driving slowly down the sidewalk right outside the library. I'm not sure why. There is also a Great Dane and a man walking down the sidewalk. The Great Dane looks like a cow. I don't think the two things are related in any way.

I blame Allnurses.com and the windows at the library for me taking a whole extra semester to finish my MSN.

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Not sure I can wait six hours for an answer to my question:

I'm a 60 year old grandmother and I'm thinking of financing the final semester of my DNP program by camodeling. I need links to peer-reviewed journals with evidence as to whether this is a good idea or not.

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Not sure I can wait six hours for an answer to my question:

I'm a 60 year old grandmother and I'm thinking of financing the final semester of my DNP program by camodeling. I need links to peer-reviewed journals with evidence as to whether this is a good idea or not.

We don't do your homework for you. What have you found out so far? But you can go to the librarian at school and ask her to show you how to use CINAHL. Or perhaps she can do an interlibrary loan thing to the library where klone is, and when you have their URL you can hack into their HVAC system and make them evacuate the place. Or something. :)

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