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Make up a total lie about the poster above you!

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Sharpiemom secretly once gave a pt. she was not fond of a tobasco sauce enema. It was so effective she considered getting a patent for the idea, but was afraid to explain how she came up with the idea......so she didn't.

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erik is all excited about his new and improved whole body "tube kit" idea. it's sooo simple really. you place it like a rectal tube, thread it northward through the heart, lungs, stomach, and it magically appears out the nose and/or right ear. optional add-on parts and extra tubing is available by request.

you only have to insert tubing once. think what a timesaver erik's idea will be! heck! maybe he'll (and you) might even have time to pee!!

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Kathy and Erik have a dark secret. Once when Erik had a patient with a really bad fecal impaction, Kathy dared him to use a Clog Hog to clear the blockage. Erik, never one to refuse a dare, went for it.... with predictable results.

The episode still haunts poor Erik, and many a night he wakes up screaming "Sh*T! Sh*t! Sh*t!" which of course is an exact description of what he was up to his ears in, literally and figuratively.

Not wanting him to get into trouble, largely because she was afraid he would rat on her, Kathy spirited the Clog Hog away and dumped it in the Allegheny River, thus disposing of the evidence.

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Christine has an interesting hobby. Some might even call it a talent.

Whenever she has to digitally disempact a patient, she saves the stool, takes it home with her and uses it to make scupltures of famous structures! She is continually writing various museums and educational instututions so she can have her work displayed but they've expressed time and again they aren't interested.

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20091021-12ft_high_Eiffel_Tower_Choc_2.jpg

There is an example of her work!

20091021-12ft_high_Eiffel_Tower_Choc_2.jpg

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delana has a brand new hobby that she wants to turn into a part time business. she's saving all her critter's poop and loose fur, and when she has enough squirreled away, she'll start making little bitty

mice, which she'll bake dry in her old easy bake oven. the may sell on allnurses as well as ebay and harrod's.

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Kathy invented a gadget called a Calmeter. It was successful in the psych areas she worked in, causing her to have an easy shift every time she worked one.:D

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Fran used to pinch the ambulance and go cruising to pick up guys. She had a concealed drinks cabinet under the driver's seat, complete with crystal glasses and a decanter of Bourbon.

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Fran used to pinch the ambulance and go cruising to pick up guys. She had a concealed drinks cabinet under the driver's seat, complete with crystal glasses and a decanter of Bourbon.

GH just gave me a wonderful idea.

<_>

>_>

Oh, thats not a lie..........epic fail.

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Goonie (if I may refer to you as such) drives vehicles with standard transmissions: She likes to drive a "three on the tree", a "four on the floor" and also likes the "fifth under the seat".

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..........epic fail.

However, when he's right on, erik likes to refer to himself as the "Epic EriK!"

Did you notice we posted at the same time- 5:24? When Worlds Collide.

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Fran used to pinch the ambulance and go cruising to pick up guys. She had a concealed drinks cabinet under the driver's seat, complete with crystal glasses and a decanter of Bourbon.
But little did they know that the drinks were really super booster energy drinks. GH should know. One was consumed by said individual. :D

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However, when he's right on, erik likes to refer to himself as the "Epic EriK!"

Did you notice we posted at the same time- 5:24? When Worlds Collide.

I did notice, but didn't want to gloat that it picked me to post first...................as if my 0624 is somehow faster than your 0624.

"My gallon of milk is bigger than your gallon" lol

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