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Kolohe9 Oh come on now it is way better than you going into work pretending to be wearing Red/ white/ blue scrubs when WE all know you are just using body paint...:lol2:

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Kolohe9 Oh come on now it is way better than you going into work pretending to be wearing Red/ white/ blue scrubs when WE all know you are just using body paint...:lol2:

LOL. If I showed up to work a med surge floor attired like that I'd be displaying mutliple shortcomings; the first of which is that I'm not actually a nurse. The second obvious one is.... well, let's don't go there. :D

Sabby, I know you haven't been a U.S. citizen too long so I need to clue you in on something. Your DH has misled you. When you two say the pledge of allegiance to the flag, he's is supposed to put his hand on HIS chest, not yours. Just thought you'd like to know.

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LOL. If I showed up to work a med surge floor attired like that I'd be displaying mutliple shortcomings; the first of which is that I'm not actually a nurse. The second obvious one is.... well, let's don't go there. :D

Sabby, I know you haven't been a U.S. citizen too long so I need to clue you in on something. Your DH has misled you. When you two say the pledge of allegiance to the flag, he's is supposed to put his hand on HIS chest, not yours. Just thought you'd like to know.

Oh well I really don't mind but I heard when you say it you want to put your hand on the next persons crotch!! Hmmmmmmmmmmm so don't even go there LOL

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Kolohe, you're just jealous - the only way you can get your husband to pay attention to you, is to dress up like a Pittsburgh Steeler - and even then - he asks you to keep your helmet on. Poor Kolohe! :crying2:

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It's okay Kolohe, we all know that you are of the masculine persuasion. Babs, on the other hand, still has trouble distinguishing between the two. Ya would think she knew the difference between a man and a woman by now!

PS. It's funny how confused she gets when she has orders for a Foley catheter placement.....lol

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Medic, I may get confused from time to time, however, you answer your call lights by walking in the room and saying "no thanks, I hit the button by mistake" - then you turn around and walk out. It really confuses your patients.

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It's okay Kolohe, we all know that you are of the masculine persuasion...

Thank you, Medic. I was beginning to worry. It's disheartening enough to realize that I throw like a girl; I'm not sure I could bear it if I found out I wrote like a girl too. :o Not that there's anything wrong with being a girl..... ;)

Babs is so easily confused you should see her giving report. She rushes her words and gets her tongue so twisted around her eye teeth that she can't see what she's saying. Just slo-oow down Babs. When you give report just take it nice and easy and establish a good rhythm. It's not a horse race; the first one done isn't the winner. Hmmmm..... I think that advice could apply to Medic too; but not necessarily when giving report. :D

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Oh Kolohe...you naughty boy :nono: what you don't consider is that if you go quickly the first time, you can give report over and over again.

I'm sorry that you only like giving report once and not repeating yourself......sometimes that can be fun. :smokin:;)

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Oh Kolohe...you naughty boy :nono: what you don't consider is that if you go quickly the first time, you can give report over and over again.

I'm sorry that you only like giving report once and not repeating yourself......sometimes that can be fun. :smokin:;)

Naughty boy? Of course I'm a naughty boy! It's obvious from my user name. Oh... Duh... Maybe it would have been more obvious if I had used English instead of Hawaiian. :smackingf

Medic may be a nurse, but she's a firefigher at heart. Her neighbors have learned to do their outdoor cook outs when she is away at work. Otherwise, at the first smell of smoke Medic would be over the fence with a hose in hand to douse their grill. Citronella candles have even been know to set her off.

It is a well know fact that Medic never feels better than when she has a charged hose in her hands. Hmmmm........ I wonder if there's something Freudian in that? ;)

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Oh Kolohe...you naughty boy :nono: what you don't consider is that if you go quickly the first time, you can give report over and over again.

Kolohe, I wonder if this is another of Medic's Freudian inferences? Let me rephrase it for her "Kolohe...you naughty boy, what you don't consider is that if you go quickly the first time, you'll be alone to do it the next time. :imbar:imbar:imbar:imbar

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Oooh Ba-abs..... Hel-llloooo!!! I think Babs "has left the building". It's no fun picking on someone who isn't even here. Lets see......... who was the previous poster? I see...... hehehehehe...... my favorite liar. ;)

Medic's family just recently saw snowfall; a rare event for them. Medic was thrilled when the DH took the kids out to make snow angels. But 10 minutes later all were back inside, red faced, shivering, and crying, (husband included).

Quick interrogation of the DH and Medic had determined the problem. The snow angels the DH and kids made were beautiful, and their technique was impeccable, but with one major flaw: the DH had them lay face down while they made them.

Like I said; the DH is a heckuva nice guy, but not the "brightest crayon in the box". :rolleyes:

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Last year, kolohe put ex lax in Santa's chocolate chunk cookies. Not to worry, it came out OK in the end.

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