Bumper stickers! - page 3
I thought it would be funny for us to think of bumperstickers you have either seen or thought of that are hillarious! 1. I had a handle on things...then the handle broke! 2. Jesus loves you,... Read More
Dec 6, '06Quote from Christie rn2006"My favorite.... "Guns kill people... Just like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat."
Quote from Marie LPN "My personal favorite "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"
I just love this so true
Dec 19, '06How about a bumper sticker that has a black background with the red lettering DARE to keep cops off doughnuts:icon_cheesygrin:
Dec 19, '06My child was inmate of the month at county jail!
Cant feed em? DONT BREED EM!
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
My 401 k is now a 101k
I didn't retire, I SURRENDERED!
I'm not gaining weight, I'M RETAINING FOOD!
Driver carries NO cash, He's married.
If my smoking bothers you, DON'T BREATHE!
DO NOT WASH! This vehicle is going under a scientific dirt test.
Marriage is grand, Divorce is 100 grand.
Wife and Dog missing, Reward for Dog.
Support Cannibalism, EAT ME!
Better late than PREGNANT
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.
Constipated people DONT GIVE A S**T
DONT STEAL! The government hates competition
I may be fat, but you'll be ugly forever.
I like men with a big bulge, in their back pocket.
Drive it like you stole it!
How are in-laws different than outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving!
Money talks, unfortuantely mine always says goodbye!
Unlike computers, women reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
My road to success is under construction.
I'm having an Out-Of-Money experience!
As long as there are tests, there will always be prayer in public schools.
Finish your beer, There are sober kids in India.
Flashbacks are all I have to look forward to.
Dec 22, '06"Look out I drive just like you."
"Anger management graduate: what the hell are you looking at?"
"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions."
"Sarcasm, just one more service I offer"
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every moment of it."
"Beer contains vitamin pee"
"Still peeved at Yoko."
Dec 22, '06Do your travel agent a favor and get out of town.
Well behaved women rarely make history.
Work Harder...Millions on welfare depend on you.
If you can read this thank a teacher, if you can read it in English thank a soilder.
Cancer cures smoking.
Dec 23, '06"Yeah! You can have my gun, bullets first!"
Lol, I like that one ;0)
Ms.PLast edit by MsPiggy on Dec 23, '06 : Reason: punctuation.
Dec 23, '06Quote from classicdameBe a hero- save a whale.
Save a baby - go to jail.
I think that my brain just died what does this mean?