Bumper stickers! - page 3

I thought it would be funny for us to think of bumperstickers you have either seen or thought of that are hillarious! 1. I had a handle on things...then the handle broke! 2. Jesus loves you,... Read More

  1. by   crnawant2be
    Quote from Christie rn2006"My favorite.... "Guns kill people... Just like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat."

    Quote from Marie LPN "My personal favorite "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

    I just love this so true
  2. by   qaqueen
    RN - I'm here to save your a** not kiss it
  3. by   DizzyLizard
    How about a bumper sticker that has a black background with the red lettering DARE to keep cops off doughnuts:icon_cheesygrin:
  4. by   nurseangel47
    In Case Of Rapture, This Car Is Unmanned!
  5. by   cota2k
    Picture of a daschund: I Love My Wiener
    Yes, I have a truck. No, I wont help you move.
  6. by   RN BSN 2009
    My child was inmate of the month at county jail!

    Cant feed em? DONT BREED EM!

    4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions

    My 401 k is now a 101k


    I didn't retire, I SURRENDERED!

    I'm not gaining weight, I'M RETAINING FOOD!

    Driver carries NO cash, He's married.

    If my smoking bothers you, DON'T BREATHE!

    DO NOT WASH! This vehicle is going under a scientific dirt test.

    Marriage is grand, Divorce is 100 grand.

    Wife and Dog missing, Reward for Dog.

    Support Cannibalism, EAT ME!

    Better late than PREGNANT

    WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship

    Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.

    Constipated people DONT GIVE A S**T

    DONT STEAL! The government hates competition

    I may be fat, but you'll be ugly forever.

    I like men with a big bulge, in their back pocket.

    Drive it like you stole it!

    How are in-laws different than outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

    I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving!

    Money talks, unfortuantely mine always says goodbye!

    Unlike computers, women reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

    My road to success is under construction.

    I'm having an Out-Of-Money experience!

    As long as there are tests, there will always be prayer in public schools.

    Finish your beer, There are sober kids in India.

    Flashbacks are all I have to look forward to.
  7. by   Pixiesmom
    "Look out I drive just like you."

    "Anger management graduate: what the hell are you looking at?"
    "4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions."

    "Sarcasm, just one more service I offer"

    "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every moment of it."

    "Beer contains vitamin pee"

    "Still peeved at Yoko."
  8. by   DutchgirlRN
    Do your travel agent a favor and get out of town.

    Well behaved women rarely make history.

    Work Harder...Millions on welfare depend on you.

    If you can read this thank a teacher, if you can read it in English thank a soilder.

    Cancer cures smoking.
  9. by   MsPiggy
    "He's not dead! He's electroencephalographically challenged!"

  10. by   MsPiggy
    "Yeah! You can have my gun, bullets first!"

    Lol, I like that one ;0)

    Last edit by MsPiggy on Dec 23, '06 : Reason: punctuation.
  11. by   classicdame
    Be a hero- save a whale.
    Save a baby - go to jail.
  12. by   SherRN
    My fav: Lead Follow or Get Out of My Way!
  13. by   savedbutterfly
    Quote from classicdame
    Be a hero- save a whale.
    Save a baby - go to jail.

    I think that my brain just died what does this mean?