August 2018 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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  2. I believe this will be fun. I think we'll easily get 100+ captions so make sure you submit your caption(s) ASAP.

    Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

    1. Create a LOL sharable caption.
    2. Read Caption Contest Rules.
    3. Share your caption here.
    4. Repeat

    Why not give it a try? It's free. You could win $100!

    Submit your captions TODAY!

    To participate please follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

    • The winner wins $100.
    • Everyone is allowed to participate!
    • You may submit multiple captions.
    • A TOP 8 Captions Poll will be created 30-40 days after the start of the contest by
    • You, the community, will select the winner. The caption with the most votes win.
    • The Winner will be announced 60 days (give or take 1 week) from the start of the contest.
    • Captions must be posted on to participate.
    • Captions must comply with our Terms of Service.

    Update (Aug 29)

    Thank you. We had a lot of great captions! It's now up to you to select the winner.

    Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

    Congratulations JadedCPN. (Sept 17)

    You won $100!

    Cartoon can be viewed at Safer staffing? Your wish is my command.
    Last edit by Joe V on Sep 17
  3. Poll: Select your favorite caption(s)...

    • Sorry to wake you but we have an emergency.

      35.71% 5
    • If you can't give me more nurses, back in you go!

      42.86% 6
    • Your break is over, get out of there. Its my turn to escape!

      14.29% 2
    • These darn new grad nurses! Didn't I say only THREE wishes!

      14.29% 2
    • Nurse can you do something about my back? It's a bit cramped in here.

      28.57% 4
    • It doesn't matter how many times you wish. I cannot give you better patient ratios.

      28.57% 4
    • Nurse, I gave you 3 wishes! Plleeeezze use one of them to get me out of this thing!

      21.43% 3
    • I know we always see crazy things here on Halloween but, seriously? You knew this wasn't physically possible, right?

      14.29% 2
    14 Votes / Multiple Choice
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  5. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Nurse, I gave you three wishes! Plleeeezze use one of them to get me out of this thing!
  6. by   JadedCPN
    If you can't give me more nurses, back in you go!
  7. by   Davey Do
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  13. by   Elfriede
    Only a nurse is able to bring a ghost back into his bottle.
    It´s her daily bread.
  14. by   peachtreednurse
    Sorry Master, I didn't realize your command to PRESS DOWN WHILE TURNING, wasn't meant for me!!
  15. by   peachtreednurse
    Mr. Genie, you're LAMP-ectomy is in 30 minutes, without anesthesia but with gobs and gobs of K-Y...
  16. by   peachtreednurse
    Okay so how much longer than the specified 4hrs.did you wait before calling us?

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