August 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner! - page 7

Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote for their favorite; the winner will get $100. Can you help us out? To participate please follow the... Read More

  1. by   NurseNikki101
  2. by   NurseNikki101
    Is my nose job that bad?
  3. by   BSNbeDONE
    What??!!! My relief is here??!!!>>>>
  4. by   Davey Do
  5. by   NurseCard
    Don't run!! It's only a hamster, it won't bite!
  6. by   jessahanne
    I was nervous so I said Bob in B bed was the one scheduled for removal of his left testicle this morning....
  7. by   Ladyofpink
    Oh no Mr. Johnson! You can't be in the hall like that! Where are your clothes?!?!?!
  8. by   AFJ32780
    When Nurse Brenda realized it was her sleazy cheating ex-husband under the blanket.
  9. by   Kayleec
    "Nurse, who's that stood at the end of my bed?"
  10. by   RN2B_528
    Patient: Dutch oven time!
  11. by   RN2B_528
    Nurse: Where's patient B, Mr. Lecter?
    Patient: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
  12. by   bdmc
    Omg! That wasn't my L&D patient! Why didn't you tell me the doctor was in there napping between deliveries?
  13. by   djwillson3
    Nurse yells to the other nurses at the station "THIS GUY DOESN'T NEED A SLEEPING PILL HE IS OUT COLD", ..... or at least he was.