August 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner! - page 4

Each month, we invite readers to suggest a funny caption for our cartoon; readers can vote for their favorite; the winner will get $100. Can you help us out? To participate please follow the... Read More

  1. by   solippy
    I only said to her 'do you see yourself nursing, until you retire?'
  2. by   Shanorenee7
    Sir, you said the gerbil is where?!?!
  3. by   EmZru
    "I said I was here to take a look at your TONSILS!"
  4. by   DachshundTXRN
    When your cdiff patient explodes in the bed.
  5. by   DachshundTXRN
    When your date from last night comes in with scabies.
  6. by   DachshundTXRN
    When you dream about work on your days off
  7. by   DachshundTXRN
    When you finally lose your mind after the 100th call from the patient who just wants his pillow fluffed.
  8. by   Haddoa
    Well...I think the GoLYTELY worked.
  9. by   KaRN18
    "He just said, 'Seems like a QUIET night.' Everyone, go pee! Go eat! Save yourselves before it's too late!"
  10. by   JadedCPN
    Bob misinterpreted the meaning of patient satisfaction being a top priority...
  11. by   cyc0sys
    The look when you go into an empty room to fart. Only to discover it's not empty and it wasn't a fart.
    Last edit by cyc0sys on Aug 7, '17 : Reason: Spelling
  12. by   Upallnightingale
    It's supposed to look like that right?
  13. by   goldens
    N: Alright then, call me if you need anything?
    P: Ok. Umm no rush but get me something for my lice when you come in again.