Quote from Farawyn
You know you're a mom when you buy 4 gallons of milk a week.
And one of them is whole, one is skim, and two are 2%.
When you find more toys in your purse than your own things.
When you're a vegetarian who cooks meat because your womb nuggets eat meat.
Your bathtub has lots of artwork from your kids' bathtub crayons.
You've dug through the stuff in the vacuum canister to find that Barbie shoe you accidentally sucked up... because your daughter didn't clean up all of her toys.
You'd like to take the Frozen DVD out back and use it for target practice.
I'm not even a mom- these are just things I see as aunt.