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Kinder and gentler ways to say someone is stupid

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The gene pool needed a little chlorine.

Half a bubble off.

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You overhear a "cerbrally challanged" client say " I know this is a stupid question", and then proceeds with the stupid question. Your kind co-worker says "There is no such thing as a stupid question."

All the while you are thinking "There is no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people asking questions." lol

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Somewhere a village is missing it's idiot

Sets low goals and fails to achieve them

Couldn't lead lemings off a clif (doesn't deal w/intel, just leadership, but I like it anyway!)

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Thick as two short planks

PPP (to do with poor protoplasm, use your imagination)

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The lights are on but nobody's home

I love the cranio-rectal inversion thing..too funny!

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They're 404 (Windows error message for page not found)

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Her sewing machines out of thread.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Receiver is off the hook.

He has less going on upstairs than a one-story house.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

24 cents short of a quarter.

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How about " Hey idiot, your village is calling" Or "your mama is so fat she pees butter" (Both told to me by my 10 year old!)

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BranRN, you must be from the South.

We also say "Bless your Heart", with the most sincer sweet voice.

RockieSis

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