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I think coworker is in witness protection program

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Okay Emergent- here's how you find out for sure:

Become his Secret Santa and and give him this:

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If he wears it, you can be sure he is not in the witness protection program!

This made my day!!!!!!

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Good Grief, who has time to think about what somebody may or may not have done 30+ years ago?? Not this girl. Yeez, not everyone puts their crap out there for the rest of the world to speculate about.

I don't know. Random weird musings are a nice break from the endless "does the PVT work", "my preceptor is a bully", "I need to interview a nurse will you please answer these 50 essay questions and put them in APA format for me" posts we've been getting.

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OK, I'll bite.

OP: if you truly think your coworker is in the witness protection program, the best thing you can do is follow the advice that Elkpark has already given:

This sounds like an "MYOB" scenario to me ...

In addition, I wouldn't go around your workplace sharing your theory about your coworker. If the coworker is indeed in hiding, then don't call attention to it and let them hide.

Now if your coworker chooses to spout off too much information about himself, that's their decision and they have to deal with the fallout.

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I don't know. Random weird musings are a nice break from the endless "does the PVT work", "my preceptor is a bully", "I need to interview a nurse will you please answer these 50 essay questions and put them in APA format for me" posts we've been getting.

This is where visiting the site on a computer is amazing- I go mark all those student forums read before hitting what's new and most of the time I don't see any of those threads.

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Maybe he is a CIA/FBI agent working undercover as a person in the witness protection program.

That's so meta!

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Sounds like a perfectly plausible explanation to me. Why else would somebody leave their glamorous life with the big boat and frequent travels to tropical destinations and become a CNA in farmland, USA? I wonder if they have an exchange program???

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Does he have pet dogs named Guido and Knuckles? Dead giveaway!

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