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I work with a CNA who I believe is in the witness protection program. He's in his late 50s, and has spoken about how he 'can't believe he ended up' in the small town where he lives. He talks about his younger days when he had 'a lot of money, a big boat' . He lived in Southern California and made frequent trips to Central America, he has divulged. His wife is from Central America.

I figured from his ramblings that he was involved in drug running when he was younger. Yesterday it dawned on me that he might be in the witness protection program! He never has had an explanation as to how he ended up where he lives, which a small town in an agricultural area.

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Hmm. I didn't know Witness Protection offered CNA training. Do they have an RN to BSN program as well?

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This is rediculous. You have way to much time.

You should learn how to spell ridiculous.

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I work with a CNA who I believe is in the witness protection program.

Okay Emergent- here's how you find out for sure:

Become his Secret Santa and and give him this:

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If he wears it, you can be sure he is not in the witness protection program!

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This is rediculous. You have way to much time.

You should learn how to spell ridiculous.

Also, it should be "way too much time".

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Also, it should be "way too much time".

That probably relates to my previous thread!

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I work with a CNA who I believe is in the witness protection program. He's in his late 50s, and has spoken about how he 'can't believe he ended up' in the small town where he lives. He talks about his younger days when he had 'a lot of money, a big boat' . He lived in Southern California and made frequent trips to Central America, he has divulged. His wife is from Central America.

I figured from his ramblings that he was involved in drug running when he was younger. Yesterday it dawned on me that he might be in the witness protection program! He never has had an explanation as to how he ended up where he lives, which a small town in an agricultural area.

He sounds dangerous. You should probably trap him in a supply closet or something.

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This is rediculous. You have way to much time.

That probably relates to my previous thread!

Let's ask the studio audience if they think your viewpoint is refreshing and not a waste of time!

Studio audience, what do you think of Emergent's threads?

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There's one guy about five rows back on the left side of the screen who isn't clapping.

It might be Newgradnurse.

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He sounds dangerous. You should probably trap him in a supply closet or something.

Yeah!

But not if he's wearing the T-shirt.

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If he's in the program then wearing the shirt would be clever. It'd be like any goofy shirt ("Princess" or whatever) - they practically beg people to mentally say :rolleyes:

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He sounds dangerous.

If he's in the program then wearing the shirt would be clever.

Ew.

"Dangerous" and sneaky!

To be on the safe side, Emergent, you should trap him in the supply closet.

Or something.

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