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Game of Groans

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You are reading page 9 of Game of Groans. If you want to start from the beginning Go to First Page.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

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Pregnant women are the only TRUE body-builders.

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Your gene pool could use a little Clorox...

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Tried to catch fog yesterday.....mist.

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Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

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You know how when 'famous' couples have their names joined to make a name that blurs their separate identities, like Brangelina and JRod (like JLo and ARod). Well I read SOMEWHERE about two folks... I think they were characters on one of those streaming networks...Anyway, the couple's names were Donna and Harvey, which were joined together as "Darvey"  ...BECAUSE, if the names had been reversed it would then be "HarDon."

snicker, snicker.

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A preacher went to the home of one of his elderly congregants to see how she was doing. While they sat in the living room talking, the preacher noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Do you mind if I have some of those peanuts?" the preacher asked. "Oh, please, help yourself!" the lady replied. After a while the preacher noticed the time; they had been talking a long time, having such a good conversation, and he noticed that he had unintentionally consumed all the peanuts in the bowl. As he stood to go, he said, "I'm really sorry I ate all your peanuts!"  The lady said, "Oh, that's okay; since I lost all of my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."

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