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Game of Groans

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You are reading page 9 of Game of Groans. If you want to start from the beginning Go to First Page.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

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Pregnant women are the only TRUE body-builders.

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Your gene pool could use a little Clorox...

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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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Tried to catch fog yesterday.....mist.

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Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

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You know how when 'famous' couples have their names joined to make a name that blurs their separate identities, like Brangelina and JRod (like JLo and ARod). Well I read SOMEWHERE about two folks... I think they were characters on one of those streaming networks...Anyway, the couple's names were Donna and Harvey, which were joined together as "Darvey"  ...BECAUSE, if the names had been reversed it would then be "HarDon."

snicker, snicker.

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A preacher went to the home of one of his elderly congregants to see how she was doing. While they sat in the living room talking, the preacher noticed a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Do you mind if I have some of those peanuts?" the preacher asked. "Oh, please, help yourself!" the lady replied. After a while the preacher noticed the time; they had been talking a long time, having such a good conversation, and he noticed that he had unintentionally consumed all the peanuts in the bowl. As he stood to go, he said, "I'm really sorry I ate all your peanuts!"  The lady said, "Oh, that's okay; since I lost all of my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off 'em."

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I have re-injured my back again, and THAT is making me GROAN, big time.

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Yeah, I have had countless spinal injections and other spinal procedures like a Myelogram where they inject dye into the base of your spine while you are face down on a table that tips. Then they tip the table into a vertical position to get the dye to run up your entire spinal cord while taking pictures of your spine. That is a nightmarish experience that I never want to experience again. It really made me GROAN.😣.

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FranEM, The wonderful, clear description you gave of that procedure made ME groan!  UGH, how AWFUL!

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I recently asked if the Myelogram is still performed, and the person told me they occasionally are. I believed I made a face after I heard that.

 

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Watching a Baseball Game between The Atlanta Braves and The Minnesota Twins. Nannie perks up and says, "I didn't know there were twins playing on that team! Do they look alike? Can you tell them apart?"

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What do you call a carpenter who had lost his tools?

A saw loser

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I just took a pole and found out that 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.

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