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Game of Groans

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You are reading page 4 of Game of Groans. If you want to start from the beginning Go to First Page.

If the Earth was really flat,

cats would have already pushed everything off the edge.

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Wise guy Cosimo Calvallero is using cotija cheese to build a wall on the Mexican border in Tecate, California.

The artist insists his intention is to "Make America Grate Again""

- and hopes to erect a 1,000 foot barrier to deliver the 'cheesy' message: "Love One Another."

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Why did the golfer buy new pants?

He had a hole in one. 

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Well, To Be Perfectly Frank....

... I'd have to change more than my name.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An Investigator.

 

~~~thought you peeps wanted to groan, eh? Join in!

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Here's a real groaner, and all the worse in that there is NO punchline or word play:

"Astronauts from NASA's six Apollo moon missions left 96 bags of human waste on the moon."

My thoughts: human's can and will foul any place, any where...(for instance, Danali's Great Thaw) and I wonder, will I ever be able to look at the moon in the same way, ever again? Kind of puts the kibosh on the moon's romantic image, doesn't it? Man-on-the-Moon, indeed. We don't need no stinkin' moon!

To paraphrase:

Ninety-six bags of astronaut poop / ninety-six bags on the moon / take one down and pass it around, / ninety-five bags of their poop on the moon.... 

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Why do Norwegian battleships have bar codes on the sides?

So when they come into port they can Scan-da-navy-in.

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This might be too esoteric but I saw this on the reader board of an auto repair shop:

He who is without oil shall throw the first rod.

Compressions 8.7.1

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TRUE LIFE:

The den is quiet except for the baseball game on TV.

Without warning Nannie loudly exclaims:

'" My gosh, look at the front of his pants!  Hlooks like he has TWO 'things' in there!!!

(This actually may be more of a "snort" than a "groan".)

😳

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When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

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