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59 minutes ago, Fran L. LeMay said:

Can't ya take something to give ya more pep so when Granny wakes up even though you're probably real tired?

Yep, it's called whisky.😁😁🍷🍸🍹🍾🍺🍻

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"I have a split personality", said Tom, being frank.

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What is a fishing net?

It's a whole bunch of little holes sewn together.

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Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?

I don't know and I don't really care. 

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When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?"

Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!

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If I am doing something so obvious you'd have to be from outer space not to understand, and someone asks something like "Oh, are you doing the dishes?" I just HAVE to say:

"I give up. What's your best guess?"

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I broke my finger today. 

On the other hand, I'm fine...

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"The pedestrian light on the corner beeped when it was safe to cross the street.

I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.

She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a government employee.....

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MacDonald's has 5 or 6 scented candles that, when all burned at the same time, make your house smell like a Quarter-Pounder. My brother sent me an email w/ pictures of the candles. I can't help but (hope) wonder if this is something like "Fake News"? If not...

EGADS! and 🤢 🤮

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14 hours ago, No Stars In My Eyes said:

MacDonald's has 5 or 6 scented candles that, when all burned at the same time, make your house smell like a Quarter-Pounder. My brother sent me an email w/ pictures of the candles. I can't help but (hope) wonder if this is something like "Fake News"? If not...

EGADS! and 🤢 🤮

Well if Gwyneth Paltrow can sell a candle that smells like her vajayjay then I don't see why McDonalds should miss out. 😱🤢

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Some groans about smells;

 

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk.

 

What’s green and smells like ham. Kermit the frogs fingers.

 

What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

 

If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

 

What’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint.

 

 

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My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it smells funny...

So I took her to New Jersey.

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