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Is that 'game' of SAG like when one's chesticles are sadly staring down at the floor?

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20 hours ago, No Stars In My Eyes said:

Is that 'game' of SAG like when one's chesticles are sadly staring down at the floor?

Eeeeeww!

😂😂

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20 hours ago, No Stars In My Eyes said:

Is that 'game' of SAG like when one's chesticles are sadly staring down at the floor?

Is that the same as in ALS courses where you are told to put the electrode below the nipple but where it was when the patient was 15?

Not around the belly button. 😂

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😂 Ya know I believe it due to the sag your it thing has to do with all of the bodily sags after the age of 50. What do you think?

 

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3 hours ago, Fran L. LeMay said:

Grumpy doesn't like aging

I don't know, there is some grey haired, fat old guy following me. I see him in shop windows but when I turn around he isn't there. 👴

 

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An old guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks for ID. “You’ve got to be kidding,” he said. “I’m almost 60 years old.” The bartender apologized, but said he had to see the license. The guy showed his ID, then paid and told the bartender to keep the change. “The tip’s for carding me,” he said. The bartender put the change in the tip cup. “Thanks,” he said. “Works every time.”

 

“What’s a hipster?” asked my four-year-old cousin. “Someone who will wear something just to look different,” I said. “They’ll often buy clothes in thrift shops and wear thick glasses.” “Is Grandma a hipster?” he asked.

 

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

 

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

 

After much nagging from his wife, Sam was visiting the audiologist. Yes, he would need hearing aids and they ranged in price from $10.00 to $2,000, was what he was told. “I’ll try the $10.00 pair” Sam said. The nurse placed the hearing aids into his ears and hung a wire around his neck. “Does the wire really have to be around my neck?” asked Sam. “Why of course!” replied the nurse. “You think these things in your ears do anything?! It’s the wire around your neck – it makes people talk louder!”
 

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I like the one also where  65 year old Nelly still being an active Girl Scout leader took her troop on a Nature field trip to Hooters.  

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I remember my Mom telling on herself: " I was walking out of a crowded restaurant once, when I bumped into this nice, pleasant, white-haired woman, who smiled and said 'excuse me' .... and then I realized it was a mirror, and that woman was ME!"

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Just had a thought....

22 hours ago, Fran L. LeMay said:

Grumpy doesn't like aging

Why do you think I am Grumpy? 😂😂😂👴

 

 

A trial is taking place in Mississippi. The defendant is a sweet grandmotherly type.

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, “Take me, young man, Take me!”

Defense Attorney: What happened?

Little Old Woman: That’s when he yelled, “April Fool!” And that’s when I shot the son of a b*tch!

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I’m very old now and I’ve got a body like a dropped lasagne. Women now look at my naked body in the same fearful way that pensioners look at snow.

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

 

OK, watch from 0:15. 😂😂

 

 

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