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Game of Groans

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My wife complains that I don’t listen or something like that.

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They recently opened a restaurant on the Moon.                                           

 It has great food, but no atmosphere.

Edited by No Stars In My Eyes

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When people use their mobile phones as calculators, what might they be doing?

Cell division

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My friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital, and her husband named the kid 'Carson'....

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I wanted to marry my English teacher when he got out of jail, but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

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I got a citation today that said that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.  

My dogs don't even have bikes.

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Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy.

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.

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