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Game of Groans

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You are reading page 18 of Game of Groans. If you want to start from the beginning Go to First Page.

There once was a woman named Ferris, whom nothing could ever embarrass; until the bath-salts one day, in the tub where she lay, turned out to be Plaster of Paris.

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Oklahoma is planning to name a section of Route 66 after Trump. I heard it will be crooked as hell and lead straight to Russia.

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16 minutes ago, toomuchbaloney said:

Oklahoma is planning to name a section of Route 66 after Trump. I heard it will be crooked as hell and lead straight to Russia.

Seems like an Okie joke.

Enjoy this by Woody Guthrie with Brownie McGee and Sonny Terry

 

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course it can: the Empire State Building can't jump.

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Clarence went a huntin' an he did go, un hunh

Clarence went a huntin' an he did go, un hunt

With a bottle of old Jack Daniels an he got drunk

So he shot his self a great big skunk un hunh hunt.

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~this is no joke and has no punchline~

I am in a FOUL mood today. I am groaning, moaning, pizzing and spitting mad. I think I'd better set out the flares around me, as warning.

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11 hours ago, No Stars In My Eyes said:

~this is no joke and has no punchline~

I am in a FOUL mood today. I am groaning, moaning, pizzing and spitting mad. I think I'd better set out the flares around me, as warning.

Oh dear, virtual hugs if that will help.

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9 hours ago, GrumpyRN said:

Oh dear, virtual hugs if that will help.

Always good to hear from you, Grumpy. Thanks.

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My mother-in-law and I got along great for 28 years...

And then we had to move in with her.

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