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Game of Groans

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One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: 'you're getting warmer'.

Hopefully, I’ve got a book coming out soon. Shouldn’t have eaten it, really.

My grandfather is always saying that in the old days people could leave their back doors open. Which is probably why his submarine sank.

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When I was in America, I really got into the culture. I went into the shop and the guy said 'Have a nice day' and I didn't. So I sued him.

Years ago I used to supply Filofaxes for the mafia. I was involved in very organised crime

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I saw a sign that said "FALLING ROCKS", so I tried it, but it didn't.

 

Yes, I drink brake fluid ... but I can stop any time!

Edited by No Stars In My Eyes

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A policeman came to my door and said people were complaining because my dogs were chasing them on bicycles. My dogs don't even OWN bicycles.

I named my dog "Five-Miles", so now I can tell my doctor, "I walk 5 miles every day." 

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Blank post due to potentially offensive religious content.

I have T-O-S-'d myself.  🤐

Please stand by.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked out his problem with a pencil.

It was a No. 2 pencil.

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`Imagine that. Did you hear about the woman who walked so far she wasn't able to get her shoes off? She was wearing pumps.

 

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