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Game of Groans

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Bad puns, alliteration, characterization, or comments otherwise intended to generate a groan of some type. 

There will be points awarded according to a wildly biased and feckless grading system. Any participant may award points, claim victory, or assign medals of achievement to any post or commenter. 

As for me, I want to just die peacefully, in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car. 

 

And go...

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Cyclops to wife: Honey, how do you spell Hawaii? 

Wife: well, you need two i's.

Cyclops drops pencil: my life is just a joke to you, isn't it Linda? 

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I've got Groucho Marx stuck in my head:

I shot an elephant in my pajamas this morning. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know!

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"If you have an elephant by its hind leg and it is trying to run away, it is best to let it run."                                                                                                                                   [Abraham Lincoln]

* not exactly groan worthy, but it does spark many images and even more questions ...

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I bought a used radio yesterday, it was cheap cuz the volume is stuck at LOUD. 

My first thought was "I can't turn that down".

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Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.

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I didn’t think orthotics would help but I stand corrected.

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