Bad puns, alliteration, characterization, or comments otherwise intended to generate a groan of some type. There will be points awarded according to a wildly biased and feckless grading system. Any participant may award points, claim victory, or assign medals of achievement to any post or commenter. As for me, I want to just die peacefully, in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car. And go... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 12, 2019 by toomuchbaloney Cyclops to wife: Honey, how do you spell Hawaii? Wife: well, you need two i's. Cyclops drops pencil: my life is just a joke to you, isn't it Linda? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 12, 2019 by nursej22, MSN, RN I've got Groucho Marx stuck in my head: I shot an elephant in my pajamas this morning. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 13, 2019 by No Stars In My Eyes "If you have an elephant by its hind leg and it is trying to run away, it is best to let it run." [Abraham Lincoln] * not exactly groan worthy, but it does spark many images and even more questions ... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 13, 2019 by toomuchbaloney I bought a used radio yesterday, it was cheap cuz the volume is stuck at LOUD. My first thought was "I can't turn that down". 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 13, 2019 by herring_RN, ASN, BSN Davey Do did this for me years ago: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 13, 2019 by toomuchbaloney The worst time to choke on your gum is during a game of charades. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 13, 2019 by nursej22, MSN, RN Grandson's favorite joke: Don't play cards with wild cats. Cuz they're cheetahs 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 13, 2019 by No Stars In My Eyes Never sit in a cold draft; you'll get beer stains on your blue jeans. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 22, 2019 by nursej22, MSN, RN I am the NW Flower and Garden Show today. I got so excited I wet my plants! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 22, 2019 by toomuchbaloney Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feb 23, 2019 by azhiker96 I didn’t think orthotics would help but I stand corrected. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
