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1. i don't think ronald reagan was a god.

2. i wish the government would tax me more. i like supporting other people.

3. i think diarrhea, dysmenorrhea, and media matters are the best things in life.

4. i am a closet liberal.

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/10-ugly-comments-made-by-10-even-uglier-liberal-women

5. i love auto tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyzv-avi78e

6. i am ugly. men find me disgusting. they hate my blonde hair and blue eyes.

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7. i love cats. especially the way they crouch down when eating.

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8. i want to purchase a chevy volt.

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9. i wish my husband looked like henry waxman.

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10..i just love barack obama. if i ever get another dog, i will name him hussein.

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Oh Davey and Peri . . . you both crack me up. :yeah:

What a nice laugh at 2 a.m. when I cannot sleep. :yawn:

I'm not telling anyone anything about me. In fact, I need to change my name.

Neil :cool:

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neil :cool:
LOOK! IT'S NEIL!!!

OOOOOOHHHHHH!! I'm one of your biggest fans!!

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Peri, you may be wacky, but you're not ugly, that is if that is your pic.

PS--You are funny, too.

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Oh Davey and Peri . . . you both crack me up. :yeah:

What a nice laugh at 2 a.m. when I cannot sleep. :yawn:

I'm not telling anyone anything about me. In fact, I need to change my name.

Neil :cool:

i agree! there are some hilarious people on allnurses! :lol2:

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LOOK! IT'S NEIL!!!

OOOOOOHHHHHH!! I'm one of your biggest fans!!

No . . . . . I'M my biggest fan. You should see my 9 year old son and I rock out, play air guitar, sing and dance to "Cherry Baby". :D Of course he's too young to understand the lyrics. ;)

Baby loves me

Yes, yes she does

Ah, the girl's outta sight, yeah

Says she loves me

Yes, yes she does . . . . . .(edited):jester:

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No . . . . . I'M my biggest fan.

You are aware that the word "fan" is the shortened version of the word "fanatic"? And fanatic is synonymous with being zealous, hotheaded, or militant. Which further implies unbalanced or obsessive behavior. And to be one's own biggest fan connotes the possibility of Self-Aggrandizement or Delusions of Gradeur.

Do you have these symtoms, steph? Maybe we can help. We are "The Politically Correct Behavioral Heath Service", ready to meet all of your Mental Maladys.

You, too, can be a Consumer of our Psycho-Social and Chemical Therapies where you will attain an Optimal Level of Functioning, as you elevate to the status of No Longer Being a Contributing Member of Society.

You'll "Veg Out" in a Euphoric Fog of being Comfortably Numb while your Loved Ones breathe a Sigh of Relief with their much-needed Respite.

Does this sound like something you'd like to try? If not, we can always follow Legal Channels and have you admitted to The Politically Correct Behavioral Health Service involuntarily.

The Choice is yours, steph. Like Burger King, you can have it "Your Way". Within reason, of course.

Disclaimer: Admission is contingent on insurance benefits. Any implied acceptance to The Politically Correct Behavioral Health Service is purely of your own incidental psychotic belief.

Dave

Edited by Davey Do

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1. I'm a LPN / CNC Machinist

2. I'm a Musician ( Piano, Guitar, Drums )

3. I'm a Poet and Songwriter

4. I'm a 4th Degree ( yon - dan) black belt in Aikido

5. I'am a Ghost Hunter and Mystic ( Witch)

6. I'm a Avid Reader of all kinds of books

7. I love to cook and grill on the bbq

8. I love all animals

9. I'm a Veteran of the Armed Forces ( Served in Desert Storm )

10. Most of all and the greatest. I'm a Husband, Father, and Grandfather, and that in it's self to look at my list of facts means more to me then what i have accomplished in my whole life.

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You are aware that the word "fan" is the shortened version of the word "fanatic"? And fanatic is synonymous with being zealous, hotheaded, or militant. Which further implies unbalanced or obsessive behavior. And to be one's own biggest fan connotes the possibility of Self-Aggrandizement or Delusions of Gradeur.

Do you have these symtoms, steph? Maybe we can help. We are "The Politically Correct Behavioral Heath Service", ready to meet all of your Mental Maladys.

You, too, can be a Consumer of our Psycho-Social and Chemical Therapies where you will attain an Optimal Level of Functioning, as you elevate to the status of No Longer Being a Contributing Member of Society.

You'll "Veg Out" in a Euphoric Fog of being Comfortably Numb while your Loved Ones breathe a Sigh of Relief with their much-needed Respite.

Does this sound like something you'd like to try? If not, we can always follow Legal Channels and have you admitted to The Politically Correct Behavioral Health Service involuntarily.

The Choice is yours, steph. Like Burger King, you can have it "Your Way". Within reason, of course.

Disclaimer: Admission is contingent on insurance benefits. Any implied acceptance to The Politically Correct Behavioral Health Service is purely of your own incidental psychotic belief.

Dave

(Dave . . . .this isn't the lie about the poster before you thread). :coollook:

 

 

 

 

steph:D

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(Dave . . . .this isn't the lie about the poster before you thread). :coollook:

steph:D

Sorry. I'm sorry.

I don't know what got into me. Maybe I was having so much fun that I went wild and began spewing my lies (gift for fiction) all over the place.

I could never, and now will never, be able to hold my head up around here again.

Sorry.

Dave

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1) I got pregnant at 15 (on purpose) and made it my mission to beat all the stereotypes. (btw where was MTV? I could have been rich)

2) I was recently told I live in a constant state of survival mode, which is why most things just don't seem like a big deal to me (eg: nursing school) that others often freak out about.

3) I have 4 children, 3 boys and 1 girl. She is the only girl grandchild on my side of the family and there will be no more grandkids until the next generation.

4) I loathe cooking, I can cook and even do it well, but I hate it. Also am a super picky eater.

5) I love to read (non textbook). If it's a good book I will read fir 20 hrs straight.

6) I love movies, I have seen over thousands.

7) I love photography, I love taking pictures, I finally bought a fancy glorious camera and I have no idea how to use it but I am still over the moon about it.

8) I like to think i have a huge heart when it comes to less fortunate people. Especially children.

9) I have been in many physical fights when I was younger. Not since I became a mom although it's been close and I still have a mean right hook that no one would expect.

10) I believe in being up front and honest but still having tact while doing it.

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1. My dog is gorgeous and loving, but dumb dumb dumb. She went out the back gate, through the alley, around the side, and forgot how to get home. I found her looking through my neighbor's gate at me and our yard, as she was "caught" in the neighbor's yard, whining and shaking in fear. My kids got a talking to about CLOSING THE BACK GATE!!!! (That happened five minutes ago, so forgive the excitement of #1.)

2. I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. My hands aren't small, and my mouth is huge.

3. I inadvertently put my 10-year old's shoes on the other day. And they fit. I nearly cried. They grow so fast.

4. I am really bad about answering the phone. I owe a call to one of my brothers, and I'm quite sure it will start out with his berating me that he can't get a hold of me, and that makes me put it off even longer. Vicious cycle.

5. My favorite color is purple, and I found that out when one day my husband said, "Most of your clothes are purple or black." I don't intentionally do that; it just happens.

6. I am a night person. My body clock would ideally have me sleeping from 3 a.m. to 11 a.m. My father (RIP) and one of my brothers are the exact same way.

7. I don't cook; my husband does.

8. When I cry, my hazel eyes appear very green. I've read it has to do with how the light filters through the tears of some people who have hazel eyes.

9. I hate shaving my legs.

10. I am terrified of deep water, but I'm ok if I'm in a boat. I attempted to conquer it while riding a jet ski, but I could handle only five minutes or so before I had to come back to shore.

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