In the meanwhile, here's another good'n:
Jesus, Moses and a bearded man were playing golf.
Jesus teed up and hit the ball and it landed on the water. He walked across the water to the ball and hit it over onto the green.
Moses was up next, and as his golf-ball approached the water, the water parted, and he went and hit it up onto the green.
The bearded guy approached his ball, took a good swing and as the ball was flying over the reeds at waterside, a frog jumped up and gulped it in. At that moment, an eagle grabbed the frog in his talons. Just then a gunshot was heard, and the eagle fell on to the edge of the green, letting go of the frog as he fell. The frog landed hard and the golf-ball jumped out of its mouth, rolling into the hole.
Moses said, "Jesus, I hate playing golf with your Father."