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:clown: Okay Ladies and Gents it seems like today is "troll day" so I am making this the ​OFFICIAL TROLLING THREAD. Here is how the game is played, I will post something outrageous (no TOS violations!) and the next poster must answer in equally outrageous fashion then post a troll of their own-and so on.

Ready? Here we go.

I broke my funny bone while riding my unicorn in a snow storm to my dream job which is not bedside nursing. Can Don Corleone report me for tax evasion?

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:clown: Okay Ladies and Gents it seems like today is "troll day" so I am making this the ​OFFICIAL TROLLING THREAD. Here is how the game is played, I will post something outrageous (no TOS violations!) and the next poster must answer in equally outrageous fashion then post a troll of their own-and so on.

Ready? Here we go.

I broke my funny bone while riding my unicorn in a snow storm to my dream job which is not bedside nursing. Can Don Corleone report me for tax evasion?

Yeah, let's talk business, Mike. First of all, you're all done. The Corleone Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore.

Now, come spring break, all the little snowflakes are gonna CLEAN the SCHOOL! Got it? And if they have a meltdown, their PARENTS are gonna come help! :yes:

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I broke my funny bone while riding my unicorn in a snow storm to my dream job which is not bedside nursing. Can Don Corleone report me for tax evasion?

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Now, come spring break, all the little snowflakes are gonna CLEAN the SCHOOL! Got it? And if they have a meltdown, their PARENTS are gonna come help! :yes:

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:clown: Okay Ladies and Gents it seems like today is "troll day" so I am making this the ​OFFICIAL TROLLING THREAD. Here is how the game is played, I will post something outrageous (no TOS violations!)

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My boss made me give insulin to a patient who was not a diabetic. My co-workers say I shouldn't have done that. Am I in trouble?

Uh oh, I didn't read the post thuroughly... I am supposed to answer the previous poster.....will All nurses ban me?

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My husband started taking simvastatin and he suddenly wants to wear my pantyhose. Is simvastatin changing his sexual orientation?

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My boss made me give insulin to a patient who was not a diabetic. My co-workers say I shouldn't have done that. Am I in trouble?

Not at all.

You need to merely obtain a doctor's order for insulin shock therapy from the 1940's, provided the patient was mentally ill and psychotic.

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I believe that transgendered Muslim DREAMER immigrants are wrong.

Oh was there supposed to be a question related to nursing?

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Not at all.

You need to merely obtain a doctor's order for insulin shock therapy from the 1940's, provided the patient was mentally ill and psychotic.

Make sure its a verbal order from a coworker via red telephone only, the one next to the #1 only bathroom by the breakroom.

I believe that transgendered Muslim DREAMER immigrants are wrong.

Oh was there supposed to be a question related to nursing?

No need as long as we DREAM. DREAMERS rock. No right. No wrong. Do you dream?

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