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Today when I got home from the store, I found myself walking into the parlor to check my phone messages.

What's wrong with that is, we haven't had a landline for oh, about 4 years, and I had my cell phone with me the whole time.

Duh.

What are some things that you catch yourself doing before you remember that it's

Ancient History?

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Looking for my motorcycle keys (I'm not making this up) :rolleyes:

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I'm always checking to see if I have enough film before I remember I have a digital camera (and not one that's also a telephone!).

And I always refer to my car CD player as "the tape deck".

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I always say an artist has released a new "album."

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I always say and artist has released a new "album."

Don't feel bad, I do that too and I've never owned an album.

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thanks. :)

Once I told one of my kids he sounded "like a broken record." He didn't know what that meant, lol!

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Today when I got home from the store, I found myself walking into the parlor to check my phone messages.

I'm surprised you still have a parlor. I haen't heard that word in a long time.

-R

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I still say "creme rinse" instead of conditioner! And I don't even think it's called conditioner anymore, I think it's called "product" now. :uhoh21:

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I told a med student my patient had the ague, (pronounced AY-gyou) he didn't know what that was. I told him it was an old diagnosis for fever, aches, pain and chills, he thought I was making it up or using a folk term. One of our ER docs assured him, it really was a word.

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I've looked for my glasses first thing in the a.m. or almost punched my eye out trying to push them up..only to realize that I don't wear them since having Lasik over a year ago :smackingf

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My old car used to have 2 keys, this one has 1, but i'm still looking for that second key to unlock the doors.

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Oh wow...I say the record/album thing, or even tape and my kids tease me. I will also turn to push down all my door locks in my car and I have had automatic ones for years!

Grabbing my popcorn maker and remembering I have microwave ones and no other kind.

Getting up to change channels or volume on tv I have had a remote for years (I use to BE my dad's remote!).

Telling my kids I will get the mecurchome for scratches/scrapes and I haven't seen that in years (old habit from my childhood scratches/scrapes).

Oh I am sure I do much more! LOL

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