I Am Now As Old As Dirt... - page 3

I am now 'old as dirt'. Enjoy Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I ... Read More

  1. by   Davey Do
  2. by   Davey Do
  3. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    Davey, thank you for resurrecting this thread with such style and panache! Seeing Sean out of the tux and hairpiece was actually quite comforting. I have nothing to say about the swollen joints that you couldn't imagine me saying, so I will refrain herein from doing so.

    I am now requesting that herring research and report on the composition of various dirts so we can be thoroughly grossed out about the ground upon which we walk. I look forward to it!

    There is a similar saying here in the South about being "older than God's dog" but I believe the dirt precedes the dog's existence.