13 Signs You May Be Elderly... - page 2

1 ) You Hate Loud Music You can't stand loud music or the people who listen to it. You think loud music is a nuisance to everyone, and you constantly want to scream at people to turn it down or... Read More

  1. by   No Stars In My Eyes
    You know you may be elderly if you admire some pulchritude but don't dare gross anyone out by saying what your steamy brain is thinking.
  2. by   Thunderwolf
    Yikes! I got 11 out of 13. I'm elderly, baby. LOL
  3. by   VivaLasViejas
    1, 5, 6,7,8,9,11,12,13. I especially love #11...I call that "having an organ concert" because all we're doing is comparing the state of our organs.
  4. by   FranEMTnurse
    Well, according to this info, I'm not completely old yet, just a large part. I still love to laugh and pull tricks on some friends, and I still want to roll down a big hill with my daughters and grandchildren, and I still like to play games However, that pesky IBSD is really stinky & bothersome!
  5. by   Ghashem
    I have all what you mention 😂😂😂
  6. by   azhiker96
    1, 10, 12, and 13. I'm on my way. I also have two organizers for my AM and PM meds.

    I hate that I'm parted out now. I have a GP, cardiologist, urologist, dermatologist, and podiatrist. I'd love to find an old country doctor who would take care of all of me.

    BTW, I finally came to grips that I was getting old when my new GP was younger than me.
  7. by   FranEMTnurse
    I know what you mean. I once had an Endocrinologist, a Cardiologist, a Pulmonologist, An Internal Medicine doc, and a few different surgeons, and a Urologist, but I'm now older and have only my Internal Medicine Doc and my Cardiologist. I must have done something right.