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A Llittle Senior Humor

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1. A game for when we are older....Hide and go pee.

2. Signs of menopause.....You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

3. Signs of wear...."Getting a little action"  means you  don't need to take any fiber today.

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When you ask the young girl at the pharmacy counter, "Where are the hot water bottles?" and she responds, "What is a hot water bottle?" This happened to me two weeks ago. I'm still shaking my head over it.

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And when you are walking down the hall, followed by little toot-toot-putt-toot sounds accompanying each step, you can blame it on your new, squeaky shoes? 

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FranEM, This is not exactly Senior Humor, but I feel I must tell you that I have to change the nickname I gave you, now that you've altered your screen name. I will refer to you as 'FranL'...that's not pronounced as Fran-EL, it is one word, like flannel, those thicker, warmer bed-sheets one might use in the winter-time. 

Just so's you know.... 😋

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just refer to me as Fran. That's what most people call me. Facebook forced me to sign in by a different name. It wasn't my choice.

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