Your State's Motto

  1. please note: this is all in fun

    alabama
    of course, we have electricity.
    [color=#ff0080]alaska
    11,623 eskimos can't be wrong!
    arizona
    but it's a dry heat.
    [color=#8080c0]arkansas
    literacy ain't everything.
    [color=#0000a0]california
    by 30, our women have more plastic than your honda.
    [color=#408080]colorado
    if you don't ski, don't bother.
    connecticut
    like massachusetts,
    only the kennedy's don't own it yet.

    [color=#008080]delaware
    we really do like the chemicals in our water.
    [color=#004040]florida
    ask us about our grandkids.
    [color=#808080]georgia
    we put the fun in fundamentalist extremism.
    [color=#804000]hawaii
    haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki toru
    (death to mainland scum,leave your money)

    [color=#ff8000]idaho
    more than just potatoes...
    well, okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are real good

    illinois
    please, don't pronounce the "s"
    indiana
    2 billion years tidal wave free
    iowa
    we do amazing things with corn
    kansas
    first of the rectangle states
    kentucky
    five million people; fifteen last names
    louisiana
    we're not all drunk cajun wackos,
    but that's our tourism campaign.

    maine
    we're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
    [color=#400080]maryland
    if you can dream it, we can tax it
    [color=#0080ff]massachusetts
    our taxes are lower than sweden's
    [color=#800040]michigan
    first line of defense from the canadians
    [color=#00ff00]minnesota
    10,000 lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
    [color=#00ffff]mississippi
    come and feel better about your own state
    [color=#808040]missouri
    your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
    [color=#ff8080]montana
    land of the big sky, the unabomber, right-wing crazies,
    and very little else.

    [color=#804040]nebraska
    ask about our state motto contest
    [color=#ff8000]nevada
    hookers and poker!
    new hampshire
    go away and leave us alone
    new jersey
    you want a ##$%##! motto?
    i got yer ##$%##! motto
    right here!

    [color=#8080ff]new mexico
    lizards make excellent pets
    [color=#400040]new york
    you have the right to remain silent,
    you have the right
    to an attorney...

    [color=#ff80c0]north carolina
    tobacco is a vegetable
    [color=#ff0080]north dakota
    we really are one of the 50 states!
    ohio
    at least we're not michigan
    oklahoma
    like the play, but no singing
    [color=#808000]oregon
    spotted owl...it's what's for dinner
    [color=#8080c0]pennsylvania
    cook with coal
    [color=#80ff00]rhode island
    we're not really an island
    [color=#ff8000]south carolina
    remember the civil war?
    well, we didn't actually surrender
    yet
    [color=#808080]south dakota
    closer than north dakota
    [color=#008080]tennessee
    the edyoocashun state
    [color=#ff80c0]texas
    se hablo ingles
    [color=#0080ff]utah
    our jesus is better than your jesus
    vermont
    ay, yep
    virginia
    who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?
    [color=#800040]washington
    we have more rain than you do
    [color=#408080]west virginia
    one big happy family...really!
    [color=#804040]wisconsin
    come cut the cheese!
    wyoming
    where men are men... and the sheep are scared






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  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   VivaLasViejas
    BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
  4. by   abundantjoy07
    :roll :roll :roll
  5. by   nurseygrrl
    :chuckle

    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right
    To An Attorney...

    Yeah...We are a tough town!! :chuckle
  6. by   unknown99
    I love it Fran!!! Only I thought Ohio's motto was... If you can use DW40 and Duct Tape in the same sentence, then you might be from Ohio!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!
  7. by   shopgal
    That's great, I laughed so hard, I almost wet my pants! I thought that Nebraska's was "The only place where you have to drive 300 miles just to go to Wal-Mart" (the sad thing is I'm from there and it's true!) :stone
  8. by   Tweety
    LOL

    And the state bird of Florida is the misquito and the state flower is mildew.
  9. by   CHATSDALE
    correction: Louisiana state motto...eat drink and die early
  10. by   Aneroo
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle HAHAHA!
  11. by   GPatty
    Quote from sagarcia210
    I love it Fran!!! Only I thought Ohio's motto was... If you can use DW40 and Duct Tape in the same sentence, then you might be from Ohio!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!
    Hey! I'm from Ohio....
    (and my Dad is the WD40/Duct tape KING!) LOL!

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