please note: this is all in fun
of course, we have electricity.
11,623 eskimos can't be wrong!
but it's a dry heat.
literacy ain't everything.
by 30, our women have more plastic than your honda.
if you don't ski, don't bother.
only the kennedy's don't own it yet.
we really do like the chemicals in our water.
ask us about our grandkids.
we put the fun in fundamentalist extremism.
haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki toru
(death to mainland scum,leave your money)
more than just potatoes...
well, okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are real good
please, don't pronounce the "s"
2 billion years tidal wave free
we do amazing things with corn
first of the rectangle states
five million people; fifteen last names
we're not all drunk cajun wackos,
but that's our tourism campaign.
we're really cold, but we have cheap lobster
if you can dream it, we can tax it
our taxes are lower than sweden's
first line of defense from the canadians
10,000 lakes...and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes
come and feel better about your own state
your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
land of the big sky, the unabomber, right-wing crazies,
and very little else.
ask about our state motto contest
hookers and poker!
go away and leave us alone
you want a ##$%##! motto?
i got yer ##$%##! motto
lizards make excellent pets
you have the right to remain silent,
you have the right
to an attorney...
tobacco is a vegetable
we really are one of the 50 states!
at least we're not michigan
like the play, but no singing
spotted owl...it's what's for dinner
cook with coal
we're not really an island
remember the civil war?
well, we didn't actually surrender yet
closer than north dakota
the edyoocashun state
se hablo ingles
our jesus is better than your jesus
who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?
we have more rain than you do
one big happy family...really!
come cut the cheese!
where men are men... and the sheep are scared