Your name is WHAT, soldier?

  1. Put this one in the Huh? File:

    National guardman changed his name to a toy
    Reported by Vic Gideon
    Thursday, March 20, 2003 7:48:59 PM

    CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy.

    Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

    "On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."

    Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.

    He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.

    "They razzed me for three months to no end," said Prime. "They really dug into me about it."

    "I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard."

    Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.

    "My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when I was a kid," he said.
  2. 8 Comments

  3. by   RNonsense
  4. by   ShandyLynnRN
    I guess whatever floats his boat.
  5. by   colleen10
    OMG!!!!! That is so funny! I loved the transformers when I was a kid.
  6. by   emily_mom
    Soldiers in disguise....
  7. by   NurseShell
    um....ok....did they give this guy a gun??
  8. by   kavi
    Sometimes the line between fantasy and reality is a little TOO thin. I bet he wins a lot of bar bets about his name.
  9. by   l.rae
    l want to be slinky.
  10. by   ShortFuse_LPN
    HMMMM.....And in the brilliant words of Forest Gump, "That's all I got to say about that."