So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, upstate New York and Texas jokes, you know you're from California if.........
Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Breeze
You've been to a baby shower that has two mommies and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans come from, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You can't remember.......is pot illegal?
A really great parking spot can move you to tears.
A low-speed police pursuit will interrupt any TV broadcast.
Gas costs a dollar a gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
Unlike back home, the guy at the Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
You can't remember......is pot illegal?
It's barely misting, and there's a report on every news station: "Storm Watch".
You pass an elementary school playground and the children all have cellphones or pagers.
It's sprinkling outside, so you leave work an hour early just to avoid all the weather-related accidents........
Hey! Is pot illegal?
Both you AND your dog have therapists.
And last but not least:
The Terminator is your Governor.