You Know You Are Living In 2006 When.....

  1. 1. you accidentally enter your pin on the microwave.

    2. you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. you have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

    4. you e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. you pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

    7. every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

    8. leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    10. you get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

    11. you start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

    12. you're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. you are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. you actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    and now u r laughing at yourself.
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   Cherish
    Quote from siri


    14. you are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. you actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    and now u r laughing at yourself.

    lol great list. mind if i add some:

    how about you can type a text message between 25-30wpm, without even looking at the keypad on the cell phone.

    you haven't seen a polaroid, or regular camera in years, doesn't everyone have digital cameras?

    trading sd cards to print out family, vacation photos.

    your boyfriend, or so doesn't use a dvd player they use there playstation or xbox to watch movies.

    can't workout without your ipod, always feel like an idiot when your the only one without one at the gym.

    who needs cd's anymore when you can play your ipod through your cd player and it doesnt skip.

    um whens the last time you seen someone wear a pager besides hospital employees?

    your cellphone or pda tells you how your life runs!!!

    you have no alarm clock cause your cell phone wakes you up.

    you have your own personal music when people call your cell phone...payback bill collectors!!!

    dates have gotten more easier...you can get a movie, a pizza, and a date, delivered to your house (without leaving your comfy computer chair).

    if it gets to 2007 and another person asks you if you have a myspace account...just lie cause your going to seem lame.
    Last edit by Cherish on Dec 1, '06
  4. by   BSNtobe2009
    #16. if your computer won't connect to the internet, the internal help guide refers you to their online web site for troubleshooting.
  5. by   traumaRUs
    I do have a pager! tee hee hee (I'm an APN)
  6. by   Halinja
    Quote from bsntobe2009
    #16. if your computer won't connect to the internet, the internal help guide refers you to their online web site for troubleshooting.
    yeah, that. also...you call the isp's technical support line and the automated voice tree tells you to go to their web site.

    also...you are shocked if you call a business and an actual human answers the phone!
    Last edit by Halinja on Dec 2, '06 : Reason: to add another one!

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