I just got off the phone with GI Joe, who reamed me a new one because I "haven't called and am being evasive". *****? Excuse me, I didn't know I was supposed to call and check in. Why would I?
He must be smokin' the wacky stuff again.
In the meantime, Emma is running around looking like a hillbilly with this tooth dangling in the front of her mouth. I tried the old trick of tying floss around the tooth and snapping it to get it out. That didn't do anything but start it bleeding and the floss broke in half. My Dad said I should have used thread but now Emma won't let me near her tooth. It's hanging by a... well, a fleshy thing. It's gross. Here's a pic!!
Then, I've been unusually giddy this holiday season. Not sure why. Normally I'm in a little funk and feeling isolated, but this year I feel great!!
Anybody else with weird *****? stuff happening?