Worst Joke Wednesday

  1. Did you hear that Olympic Skier Picabo Street was donating $50,000 to her local hospital's intensive care unit?

    They're going to call it the Picabo ICU!

    Badum ching!

    (Don't shoot me, I thought it was cute )

    Happy Wednesday!
  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   CEN35
    lol! :chuckle

    somehow as bad as that seemed? i had to laugh after thinking about it a while. hey it's early, i'm slow!

  4. by   night owl
    you're tellin' me rick!!!:stone
    ahhhhh, i'm only messin' with you! :kiss
  5. by   Angel Baby
    A couple go on a long awaited cruise. They take with them their beloved parot.

    Every night the couple attends the magic show, parot in tow.

    By the third night the parot begins to heckle the magician
    "Yeah, it's up your sleeve"--"Yeah, your assistant has it"

    The magician gets frustrated and vows to get back at the parot.

    That night, the boat sinks and the only survivors are the parot and the magician.

    For three days they cling to the lifeboat and stare at each other--glaringly.

    On the third day the parot finally looks at the magician and says
    "Yeah, I give--where's the boat?"
  6. by   mother/babyRN
    Ok, told to me by a patient ...Why do mice have balls???
    (they love to dance...)
  7. by   Zee_RN
    A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

    In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

    "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

    "You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

    "That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."