Words we would sing

  1. My mom used to sing, "All that's left is a bag of bones..." instead of "all that's left is a band of gold..."

    She also sang, "There's a bathroom on the right" instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise"

    I used to sing, "You're gonna miss my plumbin'" instead of "You're gonna miss my lovin."

    Anyone else have any homemade lyrics?
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  2. 35 Comments

  3. by   Mkue
    Originally posted by night owl

    She also sang, "There's a bathroom on the right" instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise"

    Night Owl, I thought those were the words too..lol
  4. by   Stargazer
    Uh oh--I feel a 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy thread coming on....
  5. by   l.rae
    You mean the bathroom's NOT on the right?....LOL! when my dgtr was about 8 yo she was singing...I heard I had a great time....instead of I heard it through the grapevine....
  6. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Once I was in the car with my mom and Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady" came on. She was singing "Do the Funky Lady."

    :chuckle Mom's are soooo uncool. (except me, of course!)

    Heather
  7. by   cwazycwissyRN
    You mean it's not do the funky lady, ha what's sad is I'm serious. OH my ;;;;;;;I've become my mom''''''''ll;lkjkj oh crap I've become my grandma.
  8. by   fab4fan
    "Blinded by the Light"

    To me, the line that goes "wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night" sounds like "wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night"
  9. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by fab4fan
    "wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night"
    I remember thinking that was the grossest song as a kid. Who in their right mind would write a song about that?

    Heather
  10. by   sunnygirl272
    Originally posted by l.rae
    You mean the bathroom's NOT on the right?....LOL! when my dgtr was about 8 yo she was singing...I heard I had a great time....instead of I heard it through the grapevine....
    heather says that after her hospital's summer clambake....
    "i heard i had a good time...."
  11. by   Mkue
    Originally posted by fab4fan
    "Blinded by the Light"

    To me, the line that goes "wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night" sounds like "wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night"
    "wrapped up like a douche".. thought it was that !:chuckle
  12. by   Mkue
    Originally posted by l.rae
    You mean the bathroom's NOT on the right?....LOL!
    you've got to be kidding? it's not?? :chuckle
  13. by   sunnygirl272
    Originally posted by mkue
    you've got to be kidding? it's not?? :chuckle
    nope..u been pi$$in' in da closet...lol
  14. by   night owl
    Well Marie, that makes two of us in that closet!

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