Words Say the Funniest Things

  1. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

    When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

    Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

    Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

    Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

    If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

    "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. How is it, then, that "I do," is the longest sentence?

    Why is it that if someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you'll believe it, but if you're told a wall has wet paint, you'll have to touch it to be sure?

    If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
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