Women/Men prayers

  1. Woman's Prayer

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who's not a creep.
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long.
    One who thinks before he speaks.
    Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed.
    When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
    "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit
    on my friend.

    Man's Prayer

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
    store and a boat.
  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   NorthER,RN
    Oh yeah, ain't it the truth! :roll :roll:roll:roll
  4. by   Thunderwolf
    Oh, how so funny!!