Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit
on my friend.
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a boat.
Mar 28, '05
Oh yeah, ain't it the truth! :roll :roll