A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both
their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither the man nor the woman is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman said, "So you're a man.
That's interesting. I'm a woman."
"Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt!" the man exclaimed.
The woman replied, "This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man answered, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"Truly, this must be a sign from God," The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle to the man. He nodded his head in agreement, opened it and drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman took the bottle and immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replied, "No." I think I'll just wait for the police . . ."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil people. Don't mess with them.
May 28, '03
heard versions of this one before - I think it has been around the globe a couple of times - still worth telling:chuckle: