Why we LOVE children....

  1. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
    Five minutes later....
    "Da-ad...."
    "What?
    "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
    "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
    Five minutes later.....
    "Da-aaaad....."
    "WHAT?"
    "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
    "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
    Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....."
    "WHAT!"
    "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"


    An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
    finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
    The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in
    and
    out
    and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says,
    'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"


    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
    tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when
    he
    asked
    with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me
    tonight?"
    The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
    "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
    A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
    "The big sissy."

    When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year
    old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into
    the shower. She said, Mommy, you are getting fat!"
    I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her
    tummy"
    "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"

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  2. 5 Comments

  3. by   SmilingBluEyes
    OHHH BROWNIE WELCOME BACK HON!!!!! thanks for this.
  4. by   Mkue
    Those were great!

    Thanks

    "The big sissy"..-- my favorite !
  5. by   Brownms46
    Thanks for the welcome Deb..! Unfortunately I have a crappy internet service on this assignment, so I don't get online much. But I got these in email, and just had to pass them on.

    Thanks mkue...I liked that one too...:chuckle
  6. by   rebel_red
    True Story:

    My son was 4 years old. We were playing hide n go seek in the house on a rainy day. His turn to hide...mommy's turn to sit on the couch...

    So I go into my bedroom, sit on the couch, just about to get up and look for him....when......the closet door crashes open and out pops Nicolas saying "Look Mommy I'm out of the closet." and he is wearing one of my boas and leopard print fur covered slippers...

    I died laughing. Little cutie is 11 now and makes me laugh everyday....

    still giggling
    Tres
  7. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Those were fabulous!!! Thanks for sharing Brownms

    Somewhere I have a pic of my son in his grandma's high heels witha wok lid on his head and a pic of my daughter in a pair of shades way too big for her little face....if I can get them to scan after I find them, I'll post them......funny they are getting older and the daughter is graduating from HS in 2 weeks but it seems like yerterday they did such cute and silly things.....I'll quit before I get all sentimental and weepy....lol

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