A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later....
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later.....
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....."
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in
and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says,
'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was
tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when
with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year
old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into
the shower. She said, Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her
"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"