Why God made Moms!

  1. Why God made moms--Brilliant answers given by 2nd grade school
    children to the following questions!!

    Why did God make mothers?
    1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
    2. Mostly to clean the house.
    3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

    How did God make mothers?
    1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
    2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of string.
    3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used
    bigger parts.

    What ingredients are mothers made of?
    1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and
    everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
    2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they
    mostly use string, I think.

    Why did God give you your mother & not some other mom?
    1. We're related.
    2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms
    like me.

    What kind of little girl was your mom?
    1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
    2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be
    pretty bossy.
    3. They say she used to be nice.

    What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
    1. His last name.
    2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he
    get drunk on beer?
    3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs
    and YES to chores?

    Why did your mom marry your dad?
    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom
    eats a lot.
    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
    3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house?
    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's
    such a goof ball.
    2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff
    under the bed.
    3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do
    than dad.

    What's the difference between Mom's & Dad's?
    1. Moms work at work and work at home & Dad's just go to work
    at work.
    2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
    3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power
    cause that's who you go to to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
    4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

    What does your mom do in her spare time?
    1. Mothers don't have spare time.
    2. She pays bills all day long.

    What would it take to make your mom perfect?
    1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some
    kind of plastic surgery.
    2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

    If you could change one thing about your Mom, What would it be?
    1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
    2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my
    sister who did it not me.
    3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on
    the back of her head.
  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   Spidey's mom
    Very cute . . . . and the "one dab of mean" is certainly true.

  4. by   leslie :-D
    aw.....that made me smile, giggle and glow altogether in one big emotion.

    thank you donny.
    you made my day.

  5. by   bethin
    Very cute. Loved it when the kid said his mom is "one dab of mean."