Why Dogs are better than kids...

  1. just alittle something i ran across and wanted to share with all of you...

    why dogs are better than kids * it doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.

    * dogs cannot lie.

    * dogs never resist nap time.

    * you don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.

    * dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

    * dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the masheds potatoes.

    * average cost of sending a dog to school: $42. average cost to send your kid: $103,000.

    * dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

    * your dog isn't embarrassed if you sing in public!

    * if your dog is bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed...

    [font=courier new]have a nice day!
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   fergus51
    So true!!! I also like the fact that I don't have to worry if my dog picks up something filthy and puts it in her mouth.
  4. by   kids
    My dogs didn't eat the ice cream, the cats yes, but not the ice cream.

    -nancy
  5. by   hoolahan
    Oh Yes!

    And how about when the teenagers don't even look up when you walk in the door,but the dog is soooo happy to seeyou.

    Also, dogs don't look at you and see a"$" sign, maybe a hamburger, but not a $ sign!

    I LOVE my dog!! (Oh yeah, I love the kids too!)
  6. by   debbyed
    *And you dog still loves you no matter what your hormones are doing on that particular day.
  7. by   night owl
    debbyed-

    THAT is soooooooooooo true! It's called "menopausal love" How about "PMS love!" ... !
  8. by   craff1
    On a camping trip last summer, I was walking my dog and this man commented that my dog is better behaved than his children, I thanked him for the compliment, and smiled inside thinking (maybe you should try a leash, hahaahhah), then when he spoke the words I was thinking I burst out with laughter!

    My dog behaves WAY better than 99% of the students I teach (I'm a substitute). I'd take my 4 legged children any day over these smart mouthed juvinillle (sp) delinquents!!
  9. by   donmurray
    Unlike women,

    Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk!

    Dogs love it when your friends come over!

    Dogs prefer hamburger meals to lobster!

    Dogs have no use for jewellery, flowers, or cards!

    Dogs are ready to go immediately, 24/7!

    Dogs think you sing really well!

    Dogs time in the bathroom is confined to having a quick drink!

    Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public!

    Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor!

    The later you are, the more a dog is pleased to see you!

    I'm ducking and running now!

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