Who's The Boss????

  1. A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
    The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
    finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that*I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
    "The funeral director," said his wife.
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   RN always
    CUTE!

    BTW, I like your signature Nursing, A career not measured in years but moments. I printed it up and it's hanging on my wall!
  4. by   nursechris1
    I sometime let my husband believe he's the boss, But I know that I am really in charge:chuckle
  5. by   Mkue
    That's CUTE Betts !!!

    I'm the boss, don't know how I got to be the boss but someone has to do it !:chuckle

    I like your Sig line too
  6. by   cpgrn
    My husband knows that I am the boss - actually he tells everyone that, even my step-son(his son who lives with us.) They don't ever want me to be anywhere else because they would probably starve to death. My son thought I left one night so he woke his father up because he was so worried. I actually went out to the garage to pet the cat because I couldn't sleep. I don't know where he thought I would go in my doggie pajamas and robe but that's kids for you!

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