Who is Prince Albert???

  1. Seems like lately in my ER we've seen a rash of ..uh,:imbar injuries ...let see, how to put this.... injuries resulting from sexual nature.....let's see, the latest was a laceration to the labia majora "with my Lee Press on Nails"...yip, you heard me right. Anyhoo, this started a conversation among some of us which led to the subject of ....shall we say less conventional male body piercings. Now you just gotta understand that ER nurses (eroneously) believe that they have seen it all, heard it all and nothing is left to shock them. Some of us were speculating that the laceration in question was probably the result of a "metal object" and someone else brought up the Prince Albert. Oh brother, l wish you could have seen some of the expressions when the Prince Albert was explained to some of these nurses. ....gee, l thought l led a sheltered life!
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  2. Poll: Who/What is Prince Albert

    • something you need a spit cup for

      14.29% 6
    • little man in a can

      14.29% 6
    • he married Grace Kelly

      16.67% 7
    • a painful 3 point body piercing connected by chains

      54.76% 23
    42 Votes
  3. 102 Comments

  4. by   Q.
    To see nice pictures of Prince Alberts, you can visit
    www.whatthef*ckisthat.com

  5. by   Stargazer
    Well, some of us don't work in an ER, so how 'bout 'splainin' it to us? On other words--what 3 points are connected?
  6. by   Stargazer
    Hmmm. Sorry, Susy, a substantial portion of that site seems to be down for updating. So---WTF is that?
  7. by   Q.
    Hmm.
    Well, a Prince Albert is a body piercing that connects your navel to your testicle to your..what's the correct word? Oh screw it! Your Head!
  8. by   Q.
    Head! Yanno, the fireman's helmet, the....whatever!
  9. by   Stargazer
    Huh. Wouldn't have been my first guess.

    Sounds sex-aaay. Not.
  10. by   Stargazer
    The fireman's helmet??????

    Can't....breathe......<wheeze>...
  11. by   l.rae
    Actually, the ones l have seen are the nipple rings, a ring thru the "head" and a chain runs from each nipple ring to the ring down there.......OUCH!!!
  12. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Dumb ass at piercing shop: "Hmmm.... I KNOW! I'm gonna take this here part of my body that provides me great pleasure, and I'm gonna shove a large bore sharp object through it!"

  13. by   hapeewendy
    jeebus
    ouch
    lordy
    ouch
    maybe just maybe I have led a sheltered life... haha
  14. by   Q.
    Well it does resemble a helmet of sorts....
  15. by   Stargazer
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    Dumb ass at piercing shop: "Hmmm.... I KNOW! I'm gonna take this here part of my body that provides me great pleasure, and I'm gonna shove a large bore sharp object through it!"

    Thought you were the girl who was into pain? :chuckle

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