Seems like lately in my ER we've seen a rash of ..uh,:imbar injuries ...let see, how to put this.... injuries resulting from sexual
nature.....let's see, the latest was a laceration to the labia majora "with my Lee Press on Nails"...yip, you heard me right. Anyhoo, this started a conversation among some of us which led to the subject of ....shall we say less conventional male body piercings. Now you just gotta understand that ER nurses (eroneously) believe that they have seen it all, heard it all and nothing is left to shock them.
Some of us were speculating that the laceration in question was probably the result of a "metal object" and someone else brought up the Prince Albert. Oh brother, l wish you could have seen some of the expressions when the Prince Albert was explained to some of these nurses.
....gee, l thought l led a sheltered life!