Lesseee....lived with a demon, moved home, swore off men completely and vowed to abstain from all physical interludes that couldn't be accomplished either alone or with the help of batteries. Technically met online on a local BB, he convinced me to move back home, dump Lucifer, and go back to college. Begged to meet me, I said Heeeeeeeeelllll NO, pestered the crap out of my best friend. I got his number, didn't want to call him or have to meet him IRL. Was driving one night, said WTHeck, called him from a payphone. I could HEAR his grin over the phone, he was a total sweetheart, we ended up dating shortly thereafter. Big mistake- it tok me a year to be decent to him because I was so shattered by what had happened in my previous relationship. Also, lived to regret the vow of abstinence because he was cute as all get out, big, sparkly-puppy-eyed teddy bear of a guy, and the instant I was alone with him, I was practically begging him to kiss me and otherwise abuse me.
He pushed me off again and again for months, insisting that it was what *I* had said I'd wanted (which I had, but shoot, can't a girl change her mind?). We were married three years later. We just had our third wedding anniversary which we both completely forgot about until almost a week later, but we're still madly in love even if I do fantasize about indulging in bisexuality and living alone in a loft apartment with two cats sometimes. Ahh, luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv.