When Hallmark has a bad day....very funny!

  1. what happens when hallmark writers are having a bad day:[color=#ff8000]


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    my tire was thumping.

    i thought it was flat

    when i looked at the tire...

    i noticed your cat.

    sorry!




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    heard your wife left you,

    how upset you must be.

    but don't fret about it...

    she moved in with me.




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    l ooking back over the years

    that we've been together,

    i can't help but wonder..

    "what the hell was i thinking?"








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    congratulations on your wedding day!

    too bad no one likes your husband.








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    how could two people as beautiful as you

    have such an ugly baby?




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    i've always wanted to have

    someone to hold,

    someone to love.

    after having met you ..

    i've changed my mind.








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    imust admit, you brought religion into my life.

    i never believed in hell until i met you.








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    as the days go by, i think of how lucky i am..

    that you're not here to ruin it for me.




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    congratulations on your promotion.

    before you go...

    would you like to take this knife out of my back?

    you'll probably need it again.








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    happy birthday, uncle dad!

    (available only in tennessee, kentucky & west virginia )





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    happy birthday! you look great for your age.

    almost lifelike!



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    w
    hen we were together,

    you always said you'd die for me.

    now that we've broken up,

    i think it's time you kept your promise.








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    we have been friends for a very long time ..

    let's say we stop?








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    i'm so miserable without you

    it's almost like you're here.








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    congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

    did you ever find out who the father was?




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    your friends and i wanted to do

    something special for your birthday.

    so we're having you put to sleep.








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    so your daughter's a hooker,

    and it spoiled your day.

    look at the bright side,

    it's really good pay


























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  2. 9 Comments

  3. by   dianah
    those are great, bethin!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!
  4. by   bethin
    My fav is the last one.
  5. by   compassion1
    Loved them!
  6. by   tnbutterfly
    ok......most of these were funny. except the one poking fun at tennessee, kentucky, and west virginia.
  7. by   CHATSDALE
    wild where did you find them rolf
  8. by   bethin
    Dale, rec'd it in an email. Love those hilarious forwards you get!
  9. by   JaxiaKiley
    I need to send out a few of these
  10. by   nursemary9
    :roll :roll :roll :chuckle :chuckle :spin:
  11. by   AussieTina

    :lol_hitti


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