When Grandma Learned to Use the Computer

  1. [FONT='Comic Sans MS']THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']The computer swallowed grandma.
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']Yes, honestly it's true.
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']And disappeared from view.
    [FONT=Amazone BT][FONT='Amazone BT']
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']It devoured her completely,

    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']The thought just makes me squirm.
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']She must have caught a virus
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']Or been eaten by a worm.
    [FONT=Amazone BT][FONT='Amazone BT']
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS'] I've searched through the recycle bin

    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']And files of every kind;
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']I've even used the Internet,
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']But nothing did I find.
    [FONT=Amazone BT][FONT='Amazone BT']
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']In desperation, I asked Jeeves

    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']My searches to refine.
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']The reply from him was negative,
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']Not a thing was found 'online.'
    [FONT=Amazone BT][FONT='Amazone BT']
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']So, if inside your 'In box,'

    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']My Grandma you should see,
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
    [FONT='Comic Sans MS']And send her back to me!
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   compassion1
    Oh, Fran, I loved it almost as much as I love you!:roll
  4. by   nursemary9
    Oh Fran

    That is so CUTE!!
    It is so wonderful to see you posting!!

    Hope you are feeling better!!

    Mary Ann
  5. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Fran Rules .
  6. by   live4today
    FRAN - loved that poem. Touching and humorous at the same time. :icon_hug:

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