When girls drink too much

  1. When girls drink too much............

    1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

    2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

    3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's a$$ and honestly believe we could do it too.

    4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

    5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

    6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my God! I love this song!"

    7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

    8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

    9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

    10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop? )

    11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

    12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.


    I'd also like to add a number 13: You try to see how sober you are by walking on the yellow line in the middle of a very busy road.

    And a number 14: We believe that we can actually walk on police cars in foreign countries and not get in trouble.

    Sadly, I'm guilty of all 14. But those were good times!

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  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   compassion1
    (((((((Hugs)))))))
  4. by   Victoriakem
    Gee, I don't recall any of that stuff happening.....:spin:
  5. by   bethin
    Quote from Victoriakem
    Gee, I don't recall any of that stuff happening.....:spin:

    You going to use that line in a court of law?

    When I walked on that police car in Korea and the guy I had hooked up with in the bar had to pull me off while the cop was saying "no walk on car, no walk." The guy was the roommate of my best friend's husband(they had just gotten married). The next day my friend was saying how I grabbed her husband's butt and was doing illegal public things with this guy. I foolishly believed her. Like I remember. Turned out it was a joke but she didn't tell me until 2 weeks later. No hanky panky happened that night - that I recall. :spin:

    Hey, I never said I was a lady. :spin:
  6. by   CHATSDALE
    this sounds like those beauty queens
  7. by   Liddle Noodnik
    You forget that you duct-taped some cleavage under your dress ... and smile widely


  8. by   metalmom
    Brave girl....Great sense of humor...but is that really you?
  9. by   mercyteapot
    Oh, so this is what happens when girls drink, is it? I always wondered. :wink2:
  10. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from metalmom
    Brave girl....Great sense of humor...but is that really you?
    Which who? lol

    I am NOT the duct tape girl if that was what you meant!
  11. by   bethin
    Quote from zoeboboey
    You forget that you duct-taped some cleavage under your dress ... and smile widely


    For some reason the girl in black looks soooo familiar.

    And no, it's not me. I've had surgery, I don't need duct tape.
  12. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Quote from bethin
    For some reason the girl in black looks soooo familiar.

    And no, it's not me. I've had surgery, I don't need duct tape.

    HA HA HA! Well I need duct tape to, how we say, TAME 'em ... lol - any of you's who want them can have them!

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